OK SO I WAS LOOKING AT THIS GIF FROM WRECK IT RALPH
And I could have sworn that one of the frames of animation was Turbo looking me dead in the face and giving a thumbs up.
So I stuck it in flash and went through it frame-by-frame and sure enough
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TURBO IS THE SCARIEST FUCKING DISNEY VILLAIN EVER DON’T YOU EVEN TRY TO TELL ME OTHERWISE.
((Not getting anything here, but why not?))
I don’t think of myself as beautiful, but thanks Saara.
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AS FUCK!
You are all so kind, but I’m pretty sure I’m not a 10/10.
Yeah you’re right 11/10
being called cute all the time but ur still single
Do the magic! Do the magic!
#frozen#bless you for making this#this interaction from the promo shots are the most wonderful things ever#because they’re both exactly who they always were#anna being so terribly ANNA#with the EXACT SAME PRECIOUS FACE she made as a kid#always looking up to Elsa#because Elsa is magic and wonder and love#and Elsa indulges the crap out of her#and loves every minute#she just smirks#nods her head#and goes ‘eh who’m I kidding of course’#because she’ll do anything for Anna anything#and everything#and Anna makes her little DERPY ASS FACE#LOOK AT IT#WHAT IS SHE EVEN DOING#BECAUSE ELSA IS DOING THE MAGIC#AND SHE’S STILL JUST AS EXCITED BY IT AS SHE EVER WAS#ALWAYS FILLED WITH WONDER#DARLING PRECIOUS GIRLS#elsa and anna#anna and elsa#sisters sistering#meta#frozen meta
IM SORRY MY MENSTRUATION HAS ANNOYED YOU ILL TRY AND KEEP IT BOTTLED UP NEXT TIME
and pour it on him while he sleeps
Precious babies + crying over the things they lost
babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.
parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”
Yup, if babies are ‘taught’ (allowed) to swim before they are six weeks old, they never lose the instincts they were born with that lets them hold their head above water and hold their breath when they need to. SCIENCE, man.
What’s really cool is, humans are the only primates known to have this instinct at birth. Other ape babies would just freak out and drown. So I don’t think it comes from being in amniotic fluid for 9 months (since it’s not like they have room to actually swim in there). It’s been speculated that humans evolved in the ocean at some point, which is a really cool theory that I recommend checking out.
Also, SWIMMING BABY IS ADORABLE.
A few outrageous cosplays
reasons why babies are not needed:
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
Gender-bent Disney Princes